I feel like writing SOMETHING on my Blog tonight, but nothing's coming to mind except...well...A FEW JOKES. (Oh, I know...groan all you want, I totally understand...lol.) These two just came to mind (i.e. I just made them up), so forgive their lameness and I hope they bring maybe a small smile to your face.
Wife to Husband: Where's the box of Kleenex that normally sits on my end table?
Husband: Oh...ummm...it's sitting on MY end table on top of MY box of Kleenex.
Wife: And what's it doing over there?
Husband: Enjoying a little hanky-panky!
Wife to Husband: Ewwww, what's wrong with this orange? It's got some kind of fuzz on one end!
Husband: Oh, don't worry. It's a just navel orange.
Yes, I know, they're pretty bad. But it's bedtime, my brain is fried, and that's the best I could do. Maybe tomorrow will bring a renewed sense of creativity for me. Until then, good night, and God bless!