Wednesday, March 2, 2011

Now That There's FUNNY!

I feel like writing SOMETHING on my Blog tonight, but nothing's coming to mind except...well...A FEW JOKES. (Oh, I know...groan all you want, I totally These two just came to mind (i.e. I just made them up), so forgive their lameness and I hope they bring maybe a small smile to your face.

Wife to Husband: Where's the box of Kleenex that normally sits on my end table?
Husband:'s sitting on MY end table on top of MY box of Kleenex.
Wife: And what's it doing over there?
Husband: Enjoying a little hanky-panky!

Wife to Husband: Ewwww, what's wrong with this orange? It's got some kind of fuzz on one end!
Husband: Oh, don't worry. It's a just navel orange.

Yes, I know, they're pretty bad. But it's bedtime, my brain is fried, and that's the best I could do. Maybe tomorrow will bring a renewed sense of creativity for me. Until then, good night, and God bless!


  1. What a match we make. You are ready for bed, tired and brain dead, and I am sitting after lunch when it seems all chemicals to make me alert are gone. I am tired and brain dead! Wow - who knew?

  2. LOLOL Oh, I feel so much better now. I'm not the only one who was sitting around in that condition! Yep, we certainly are a pair! Today was better, but that's because I took a vacation day from work. My brain was very relieved. :-)